The greatest, funniest and most memorable phrases in hockey history: * ”I get paid for the practices. I’d play the games for nothing.” Tim Horton, former Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman * ”When we’ve got the puck, they can’t score.” Paul Coffey, former Edmonton Oilers forward * ”We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital.” Brad Park, former Detroit Red Wings defenseman * ”Hockey players can walk on water.” Unknown * ”How would you like a job where every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?” Jacques Plante, former Montreal Canadiens goaltender * ”I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.” Rodney Dangerfield, comedian * ”You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.” Wayne Gretzky, ”The Great One” * ”Remember, keep your stick on the ice.” Steve Smith, a.k.a. Red Green * ”I’ve got nothing to say, and I’m only going to say it once!” Floyd Smith, former Toronto Maple Leafs head coach * And many more.