Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ever wondered what all that pirate slang means? Learn to speak like the saltiest rogue that ever sailed the seven seas using this handy dictionary:

• Find the perfect pirate name

• Learn the intricacies of seafaring grammar

• Try out dating tips for the buccaneering set

• Learn to curse like a sailor—a 17th century one!

• Discover techniques for developing useful phrases, such as “There be itches in me britches!”

• Give instructions the nautical way; guaranteed to make sure “X” marks the spot

• Order a restaurant meal in pirate speak

• Learn the many ways of asking your mateys to go for a drink—a “modest quencher”

• Celebrate International Talk like a Pirate Day on September 19 with your newfound lingo!